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I have pubic lice in my mailbox

While it would be a nice euphemism, Bug Girl attempted to order pubic lice over the Internet. Unsuccessfully, I might add.

From the comments:

However heinous it is to make a living selling pubic vermin over the internet, it is somehow even more despicable to take people's money and then NOT send them pubic lice.

07 May 2008 10:23 [category: /weird] #